This Katy Perry and Elmo footage was banned after whining parents complained about Katy’s inappropriate clothing and flirty manner. This behind the scenes video shows that Katy was not to blame for what happened on Semame Street, and reveals the shocking truth about how innocent Katy was tricked and manipulated into wearing tight clothing by Elmo.
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Gena, the unlucky 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone,  hasn’t been feeling well since the phone swallowing incident.  He hasn’t eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain.

Gena noshed on the Nokia phone after Rimma Golovko dropped it in the water. She had stretched out her arm, trying to snap a photo of Gena opening his mouth, when the phone slipped.

“This should have been a very dramatic shot but things didn’t work out,” she said.

The crocodile says she never really likes having her photograph taken, but eating the devices gives her indigestion. She claims she would never eat another Nokia phone, but would consider trying other brands. She has requested that future visitors drop unwanted pet dogs or cats into her pen instead of electronics.

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But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

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A scan of the man’s brain reveals all of the black in the middle is water and the brain matter is the tiny tiny rim of white along the outside of the skull.

Researching are now considering a study into whether men actually use their brains at all….

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While some have accused the museum of being sexist, museum records show the majority of visitors are in fact, woman.

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The special celebration packs urge lovers to “lie back and think of England” and bear the slogan: “Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.”

The contraceptives, which are sold in packs of three, have a picture of the royal couple on the front and according to the manufacturers contain a “triumvirate of regal prophylactics”, which are “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed”.

The Brits are divided as to whether the Royal WeddingCondoms are jolly good, or in terrible taste.

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“I am a naked therapist,” say Sarah White, a resident of New York. “I do talk therapy and I undress throughout the course of the session.”

Ms White conducts most of her sessions online on Skype. Demand for appointments has been high after she appeared in the iPad-only newspaper The Daily last week.

Not surprisingly, Ms White is more popular with men patients than woman.

She says she always starts out with her clothes on, but as the session goes on she gets bored and starts to undress. She claims the fastest way to stop men from whining and help them get over their issues, is to show them a naked woman.

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David Davis, 21, was getting his hair cut in a flat in Stamford, Connecticut, when he leapt from the barbers chair and slashed the victim across the back, it is claimed.

The victim, a Stamford man, also 21, was taken to hospital for treatment.

David Davis was arrested, still with only half his hair cut, resulting in the worst mug shot ever. No word on what caused the man to snap and attack another customer with a pair of scissors, but witnesses claim he was having a very bad hair day.

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The ice cream parlour owner claims that the name has nothing to do with her, it’s simply the first noise a baby makes.

Hmm, three questions immediately arise..

why they are making human BREAST MILK icecream?

where they are getting the breast milk from?

and who wants to eat the breast milk icecream?*#?!

I mean babies usually have their milk warmed up, not frozen in icecream cones, right? so?

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The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn’t notice the monkey for quite some time until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

Some officials say they did notice the tiny monkey in a pink dress hiding in the woman’s bra, but they didn’t want to say anything in case they were imagining it.

No mention of whether the bra was colour co-ordinated to match the monkey’s dress.

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