WORKERS at a Ukrainian aquarium didn’t believe it when a visitor said a crocodile swallowed her phone. Then the reptile started ringing. Gena, the unlucky 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone, hasn’t been feeling well since the phone swallowing incident. He hasn’t eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and [...]
Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms
British company, Crown Jewels, has launched an unusual souvenir to mark the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton – Royal Wedding condoms of distinction. The special celebration packs urge lovers to “lie back and think of England” and bear the slogan: “Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable [...]
Naked therapist in demand
SHE’S 24, she’s pretty, has glasses, and she strips naked while you tell her your problems. “I am a naked therapist,” say Sarah White, a resident of New York. “I do talk therapy and I undress throughout the course of the session.” Ms White conducts most of her sessions online on Skype. Demand for appointments [...]
Lady Gaga may sue over breast milk ice cream
Pop singer Lady Gaga has threatened to sue a specialist ice cream parlour in London for naming its breast milk ice cream “Baby Gaga” The ice cream parlour owner claims that the name has nothing to do with her, it’s simply the first noise a baby makes. Hmm, three questions immediately arise.. why they are [...]
The Worlds Youngest Mother- A Five Year Old
In 1939, five-year-old Lina Medina, from Peru, became the world’s youngest mother. You might be thinking– how is that even possible? For the most part, a child getting pregnant at the age of five is impossible. Lina Medina had a condition, where she began puberty extremely early. This is known as “precocious puberty”. Lina had [...]
Couple engaged in oral fun while driving results in Crash
A young couple of Romania have crashed the car after having intimate relations while driving. According to Romanian media, the incident occurred in Craiova, Romania. The male with whom the young lady was engaged in oral sex with, lost control of the car, did not quite make the turn at the curve and crashed into [...]
Invent your own diseases
Don’t let the drug companies have all the fun- you too can make up your own diseases at www.naturalnews.com/disease-mongering-engine.asp I actually thought these were made up illnesses, but then I realized that some of these diseases are real, since three of my friends actually suffer from this disorder….. “Intermittent Nervous Phobia Disorder With Flatulence (INPDWF) [...]
Drunk Driver opens another beer as he waits for rescue
New Zealand Police found Paul Sneddon trapped in his overturned Ford Laser on June 1, drinking a can of beer. His vehicle had flipped upside down after he failed to take a corner properly and crashed through a wooden barrier. Sneddon’s Lawyer said that since he could not open the car doors, “he had nothing [...]
Man seduced by cow
A MAN claims he was seduced by a cow after he was caught having sex with it on a popular resort island. 18-year-old Busti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbour in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, in Bali, where he was wooing the cow. The village chief [...]
Flower given police protection
Britain’s rarest flower will be protected by extra police patrols and thousands of pounds worth of CCTV cameras to prevent it from being stolen when it flowers in May, 2010. The Lady’s Slipper orchid is at the centre of a major security operation as cuttings can change hands for up to £5,000 among collectors. The [...]