The BANNED Katy Perry and Elmo Sesame Street Footage This Katy Perry and Elmo footage was banned after whining parents complained about Katy’s inappropriate clothing and flirty manner. This behind the scenes video shows that Katy was not to blame for what happened on Semame Street, and reveals the shocking truth about how innocent Katy [...]
Crocodile swallows phone, can’t stop ringing
WORKERS at a Ukrainian aquarium didn’t believe it when a visitor said a crocodile swallowed her phone. Then the reptile started ringing. Gena, the unlucky 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone, hasn’t been feeling well since the phone swallowing incident. He hasn’t eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and [...]
Snake dies of silicone poisoning after biting models breast
It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature’s beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake. But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast. However, it was [...]
Man with Almost No Brain Has Normal Life
French doctors were godsmacked by a 44-year-old man with an very tiny tiny brain who has neverless led a normal life. The man had only a slightly lower than normal IQ. A scan of the man’s brain reveals all of the black in the middle is water and the brain matter is the tiny tiny [...]
Penis Museum collects first human specimen
The Icelandic Penis Museum has penises of every species of living thing that has a penis except for a human. Museum owner, Hjartarson told the local media he has long waited for a full human specimen. The man who generously offered to donate his penis to the museum has recently died. Hjartarson is getting excited [...]
Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms
British company, Crown Jewels, has launched an unusual souvenir to mark the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton – Royal Wedding condoms of distinction. The special celebration packs urge lovers to “lie back and think of England” and bear the slogan: “Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable [...]
Naked therapist in demand
SHE’S 24, she’s pretty, has glasses, and she strips naked while you tell her your problems. “I am a naked therapist,” say Sarah White, a resident of New York. “I do talk therapy and I undress throughout the course of the session.” Ms White conducts most of her sessions online on Skype. Demand for appointments [...]
Worst Mug shot ever
A MAN ran away a barber shop halfway through his hair cut after he slashed another customer with a pair of scissors. David Davis, 21, was getting his hair cut in a flat in Stamford, Connecticut, when he leapt from the barbers chair and slashed the victim across the back, it is claimed. The victim, [...]
Lady Gaga may sue over breast milk ice cream
Pop singer Lady Gaga has threatened to sue a specialist ice cream parlour in London for naming its breast milk ice cream “Baby Gaga” The ice cream parlour owner claims that the name has nothing to do with her, it’s simply the first noise a baby makes. Hmm, three questions immediately arise.. why they are [...]
Woman shows up to Court with monkey in bra
A woman caused a scandal when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra. The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn’t notice the monkey for quite [...]