Funny News
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- 15.Mar
- Snake dies of silicone poisoning after biting models breast
It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature’s beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake. But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast. However, it was [...]
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- 15.Mar
- Man with Almost No Brain Has Normal Life
French doctors were godsmacked by a 44-year-old man with an very tiny tiny brain who has neverless led a normal life. The man had only a slightly lower than normal IQ. A scan of the man’s brain reveals all of the black in the middle is water and the brain matter is the tiny tiny [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Penis Museum collects first human specimen
The Icelandic Penis Museum has penises of every species of living thing that has a penis except for a human. Museum owner, Hjartarson told the local media he has long waited for a full human specimen. The man who generously offered to donate his penis to the museum has recently died. Hjartarson is getting excited [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Woman shows up to Court with monkey in bra
A woman caused a scandal when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra. The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn’t notice the monkey for quite [...]
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- 17.Aug
- Man Marries Pillow
A 28 year old Korean man has fallen in love with- and married- a pillow. The pillow, is a large, huggable pillow from Japan called a ‘dakimakura’ – and is usually printed with a picture of a popular anime character. In this case the pillow has an image of anime character Fate Testarossa, from the [...]
- 16.Aug
- Men who drink breast milk
26-year-old Englishwoman Toni Ebdon, had an excess of breast milk after the birth of her child and had decided to sell it via the Internet. Toni was suprised as her ebay account went through the roof after offering her own breast milk for sale. She was expecting only mothers who could not produce enough milk [...]
- 16.Aug
- Indian Boy has 25 fingers and toes
Devender Harney was born with 25 fingers – he has six fingers on each hand, six toes on one foot and seven on the other, with a total of 25 digits. Despite his unusual digits, Devender lives a normal life of a 10 – year-old boy. He says that the extra fingers give him an [...]
Weird Stuff
- 17.Mar
- Crocodile swallows phone, can’t stop ringing
WORKERS at a Ukrainian aquarium didn’t believe it when a visitor said a crocodile swallowed her phone. Then the reptile started ringing. Gena, the unlucky 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone, hasn’t been feeling well since the phone swallowing incident. He hasn’t eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms
British company, Crown Jewels, has launched an unusual souvenir to mark the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton – Royal Wedding condoms of distinction. The special celebration packs urge lovers to “lie back and think of England” and bear the slogan: “Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Naked therapist in demand
SHE’S 24, she’s pretty, has glasses, and she strips naked while you tell her your problems. “I am a naked therapist,” say Sarah White, a resident of New York. “I do talk therapy and I undress throughout the course of the session.” Ms White conducts most of her sessions online on Skype. Demand for appointments [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Lady Gaga may sue over breast milk ice cream
Pop singer Lady Gaga has threatened to sue a specialist ice cream parlour in London for naming its breast milk ice cream “Baby Gaga” The ice cream parlour owner claims that the name has nothing to do with her, it’s simply the first noise a baby makes. Hmm, three questions immediately arise.. why they are [...]
Funny Stuff
- 17.Mar
- Katy Perry and Elmo
The BANNED Katy Perry and Elmo Sesame Street Footage This Katy Perry and Elmo footage was banned after whining parents complained about Katy’s inappropriate clothing and flirty manner. This behind the scenes video shows that Katy was not to blame for what happened on Semame Street, and reveals the shocking truth about how innocent Katy [...]
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- 14.Mar
- Worst Mug shot ever
A MAN ran away a barber shop halfway through his hair cut after he slashed another customer with a pair of scissors. David Davis, 21, was getting his hair cut in a flat in Stamford, Connecticut, when he leapt from the barbers chair and slashed the victim across the back, it is claimed. The victim, [...]
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- 04.Oct
- Cebu Airlines Lady Gaga and Katy Perry Safety Demo
Cebu Pacific Airlines have finally figured out a way to get people to watch those boring airline safety demos. The cabin crew bob away to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry hits California Girls and Just Dance while demonstrating how to use seat belts and life jackets. Cebu Pacific Airlines is the largest airline in the [...]
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- 04.Oct
- YouTube Funniest Home Videos
Introducing the the Headbanging Parrot Our all time favorite youtube funniest home video. Of course some people prefer the Cannibal Corpse Headbanging Parrot (below) but we say if you have seen one youtube headbanging parrot, you’ve seen them all. Now for those of you who are struggling to understand what you have just seen, thanks [...]